A dysfunctional dynasty’s new residence is, in fact, too good to be true in Nip/ Tuck creator Ryan Murphy’s latest, the FX series American Horror Story. After an affair nearly tears their family apart, the Harmons move to Los Angeles for a fresh start. They settle into a gorgeous Victorian mansion so lavish, it even comes with its own maid. But something’s not quite right. For starters, most of the family sees the maid, Moira, as glass-eyed dowager Frances Conroy, but to the man of the house, Ben (Dylan McDermott), she’s sexy Alexandra Breckenridge. That’s not so bad as far as curses go, but the twin ghosts and the gimp-suited demon who also live there aren’t quite so seductive. Season two brings back many of the same cast members, but with entirely new storylines to get your spine (or crotch) tingling. A haunted asylum replaces the haunted house, and Lily Rabe returns to fill out a new role as a naughty nun. Her bare buns in the first episode will have you saying Forgive me Father, for I am stiff! Season 4 brought the action to the Freakshow, where we got some nice looks at Angela Bassett sporting a three-breasted prosthetic chest, as well as a scintillating sapphic makeout session from Angela Sarafyan & Shauna Rappold! Season 5 is headed to a Hotel, where all manner of creepy things are bound to happen, especially since Lady Gaga and Chloe Sevigny are joining the cast this season! The premiere is scheduled for October, 2015, so be sure to hang on for dear life!
Madame Delphine LaLaurie/Ethel Darling/Iris/Thomasin 'The Butcher' White/Agnes Mary Winstead