Jack Frost (1997)

He's not nipping at your nose, he's tearing the skin off your face! Yes, if you though that the slasher genre had used all the best ideas for their villains by the time they resorted to evil dolls and leprechauns, then you must never have seen the evil snowman classic, Jack Frost (1997). Not to be confused with the Michael Keaton comedy about a man whose spirit ends up inside a talking snowman, Jack Frost (1998), in this one A serial killer named "Jack Frost" (Scott MacDonald) is on his way to state sanctioned execution when a highway accident douses him in a chemical that causes his flesh to meld with the snow. There must have been some magic in that genetic altering goo, since it turned him into a raging, murderous snowman. The snowman's top target is the cop who finally brought him down after nearly a decade on the run, Sam Tiler (Christopher Allport) but soon enough he's slaughtering all sorts of people in town. Believe it or not, the town’s sheriff is reluctant to believe that a giant Frosty clone is responsible for a rash of Yuletide killings. But once the lawman finally opens his eyes to reality thanks to the help of two FBI agents, the question becomes how to dispose of this nefarious grouping of ice particles. When melted, Jack simply flows into the surrounding snow and reconstitutes himself, only to kill again. Enter antifreeze, blow dryers, and a bunch of townspeople trying to take down the evil snowman. But even if you kill him, he'll be back again....someday. Jack Frost’s absurd humor is typified by the spectacle of an abominable snowman looming over a naked gal as she showers, and menacing her with his repositioned carrot. That's right, before Shannon Elizabeth was unveiling her pair in American Pie (1999), she was flashing her titties while being molested by an evil snowman. No corncob pipe, just the evil snowman laying the pipe! Oh man, snowman, those are some nice titties aren't they? Don't feel weird about jacking it to Shannon's work in Jack Frost!