Heavy Petting Detective (1995), a.k.a. Assault of the Party Nerds 2, proves that even the protractor-and-glasses set needs to drain their balls from time to time. And who better to fill up with semen than classic bimbos like Linnea Quigley and Michelle Bauer? Both girls like to ride their meat on top and, in Michelle's case, give the viewer a bang's-eye view. De'Ann Power gives power to the peephole with her hot striptease down to a G-string and her huge plastic tits. Up All Night's Rhonda Shear keeps audiences up all right. Her performance is just shy of naked, but with that much cleavage, it's sure to get a rise. Yeah, there's a plot about saving the frat from some evil corporate type, but who has time for particulars with all these pretties showing off their spectaculars?