Chasers (1994)

Although the bulk of our young men and women serving in the armed forces are admirable, ethical citizens, the Navy always seems to attract the odd fuckup. Such was the message of The Last Detail (1974), and such is the premise of Chasers (1994). The lone comedy Dennis Hopper ever directed, whereas in Detail a pair of crusty swabbies were escorting a court-martialed male to the brig, Chasers improves upon the formula by enlisting two lovably gruff sailors to accompany the phenomenally hot blonde Toni Johnson (Erika Eleniak) to her incarceration. Toni keeps going AWOL to visit her drug addict brother, which leads to the scheming crook of a sailor Eddie (William McNamara) and the strict, no nonsense Chief Petty Officer Rick Reilly (Tom Berenger) to get stuck bringing her across the country. Toni has no desire to go to jail, so she's constantly attempting escape with whatever scheme she can think of. And as you might guess, thanks to men constantly looking to help her out a busty blonde with a pretty face is pretty tough to chase! But while stuck with her, eventually Eddie sticks it in her and the two fall in love. Will he still bring her to the slammer? Is she playing him to escape? Didn't The Village People tell us that Navy sailors are supposed to be into doing dudes? Either way, although critics loathed the film Erika is an aye-aye full in a tons of sexy scenes. With all due respect to Marilu Henner's bra and undies hotness as she makes out with Tom Berenger, the movie's best scenes involve Miss Eleniak's rack. First, we see her in a bra and undies that ride up her crack as she attempts to climb out of an abandoned mine. Here's a one handed salute to those glutes! Then, we see her double D floatation devices when Eddie uncuffs her, and she takes her shirt off before letting the seaman unleash a load inside her! Not to curse like a sailor, but damn those things are nice! Climbing scene: shot! Titty shot: Chasers!