Guns (1990)

During his reign at the top of the B-movie fox pile, skinsational director Andy Sidaris perfected a formula for action/sexploitation success that relied on dipping former Playboy models into plots of espionage and intrigue, that were always heavy on the seven Bs: beaches, broads, bombs, boobs, buns, bullets and beavs. Guns (1990) is true to form with model-quality babes flexing their breasts while tripping along intricate storylines that always find time for a revealing shower, or a down-and-dirty bout of tits-out mud wrestling. This one stars Erik Estrada as Juan "The Jack of Diamonds" Degas, a legendary arms dealer who's not too happy that L.E.T.H.A.L. agents Donna (Dona Speir) and Nicole (Roberta Vasquez) keep shutting down his business plans. With a huge shipment all set up to go from Hawaii to the mainland, Juan hires a bunch of hitmen to keep the well endowed women with the great racks off his back. Will he succeed or will the women of Guns shoot down his dastardly scheme? Watch for Machete to pop up in Guns, as Danny Trejo plays one of Juan's henchmen. But the real reason to check out Guns aren't the Colts or the Winchesters, but the winning chests on all the actresses. If you know Sidaris, you'll recognize lots of these women like his go to main, Julie Strain. Roberta Vasquez was a newcomer to Sidaris cinema, but she made sure to go just as topless as everyone else while getting railed on top of a motorcycle. That'll have you clutching your hog! Dona Speir and Donna Spangler both go topless, one in the gym and one in the shower. Which Donna do you wanna? Kym Malin is in the shower along with Donna, while Cynthia Brimhall flashes backstage for a couple of officers. There are chest cannons all over the place, but it's Devin DeVasquez who shows both tits and ass as she rides on top of a Estrada, thrusting her hips aboard the dude from CHiPS, and stripping down a bit later when she's by herself. It's just a quick look at her buns, before it's right back to busty babes showing boobs in Guns! Your arm will be on fire watching those topless babes in the firearm flashing flick, Guns!