Mr. Skin doesn’t know a lot about art, but he knows what he likes — and he likes Frida Kahlo since the bisexual artist painted naked self-portraits! If that’s not hot enough, the Mexican hottie is played by South of the Border sexpot Salma Hayek in Frida (2002). Based on the book “Frida: A Biography of Frida Kahlo” (1983), this biopic follows Frida from a crippling bus crash to her volatile marriage to Diego Rivera (Alfred Molina), the muralist who couldn’t keep his paintbrush in his pants. Directed by visual auteur Julie Taymor, the R-rated film includes Antonio Banderas, Valeria Golino, Saffron Burrows, Edward Norton, and the skin on Ivana Sejenovich and Lucia Bravo! We get to see the full frontal nudity on the former as she poses for a painting, while the latter bares her boobs and booty when Señor Rivera seduces the muse. Later, the dude also bones Cristina Kahlo (Mía Maestro) who is Frida’s sister! The skintastic act means Ms. Maestro exposes her bum. It also means turnabout is fair play. As such, Frida tangos with photographer Tina Modotti (Ashley Judd), who nearly flops out of her flapper dress when she and Ms. Hayek lock lips on the dance floor. Breast of all, Frida beds Josephine Baker (Karine Plantadit) in Paris. As the two enjoy some Sapphic sex, they display their naked T&A. Ooh la la! Additional scenes reveal Señorita Hayek’s rack in a cast and in portraits. Frida is Salma’s sexhibition, and she’s a true mastur-piece of ass!