Fraternity Vacation (1985)

There are plenty of reasons why Fraternity Vacation (1985) isn’t your usual ’80s teen sex comedy, most notably the presence of future Oscar winner Tim Robbins as scheming frat brother Larry “Mother” Tucker, and a kind of funny The Wizard of Oz (1939) homage where all the scenes in Iowa are in black and white but everything in California's shot in color. Unfortunately, when it comes to being innovative, the plot is definitely not. Joe (Cameron Dye) and Mother (Tim Robbins) are two Iowa Sate University frat boys who find out their nerdy classmate Wendell (Stephen Geoffreys) is heading to Palm Springs for spring break, since he's got a cousin with a place where he can crash. They decide to come with him, and promise they'll get him laid in exchange for the free lodging. When they hit the beach paradise, Joe spies a hottie named Ashley (Sheree J. Wilson) and decides his mission is to get her in missionary. The only problem is, on top of some fellow frat boys making a run at his dreamgirl, Joe might have some geeky competition he didn't anticipate. No worries, we're sure there's enough titties for all the boys in the fraternities to get their hands on during spring break! Sheree J. Wilson sure looked good in a bikini, but used a body double in a scene where our college boys photograph her in the shower. No such issues with the super mountable Kathleen Kinmont and the busty blonde who'll have your hand cramping, Barbara Crampton, both of whom show tush and tata undressing for a foursome with our frat boys. Timmy Robbins might not be too proud of this one, but as skin fans we sure enjoyed it! Enough with the hairy palm life, Mr. Skin needs to go to Palm Springs if girls like that are still getting dudes spung like in Fraternity Vacation!