Dragonslayer (1981)

Academy Award-nominated fantasy epic Dragonslayer (1981) is most well known for its dragon special effects, which George R.R. Martin thinks were the best ever put to film, Guillermo Del Toro said were some of his favorite film effects of all time, and were used as inspiration for the dragon designs in Reign of Fire (2002). The film stars Peter MacNicol as Galen, a wizard's apprentice who gets tasked with slaying a dragon that keeps on eating all the virgins in the kingdom. How easy must it be to get laid in a village where all the virgin women risk getting sacrificed to a dragon? Mr. Skin would be popping cherries like a dang combine harvester! Nonetheless, Valerian (Caitlin Clarke) comes up with a less fun way to dodge the dragon draft. She's a girl but disguises herself as a boy. But she's not ducking the dragon completely, in fact she's prepared to join Galen in the battle against the evil fire breathing creature in this modernized fairy tale. While combining topless tatas and deadly dragons is all the rage these days, back in the eighties there was a ton of controversy revolving around the nudity in this flick. Since Disney coproduced it, tons of families were shocked that the movie was dark, gritty, and had a flash of titty! Yes, Caitlin Clark gives her dude disguise away when she takes a Dragonslayer layer off, and ends up baring boobs and butt underwater while she goes for a swim. You'd have to drag us away from a chance to lay her! Unfortunately, those boobs and butt belong to a body double. We sure wish it was Caitlin but still, whoever the mysterious mams in Dragonslayer belonged to, you slayed that scene, queen!