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Blade Runner (1982)

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Do androids wet dream of amazing teets? Harrison Ford is Rick Deckard, a retired lawman hunting down escaped androids in the decidedly dystopian world of Blade Runner (1982). Based on a Philip K. Dick novel, Harrison's hellish L.A. is a polluted corporate landscape . . . but it's fiction. Really. It's 2019 there, and the Tyrell Corporation is making bank with its brand of super-realistic androids. Used for everything from mining to sex work, these replicants are so realistic that you can only deduce who is made of machinery via an intense test called the Voight-Kampff. Deckard's a "blade runner", essentially a bounty hunter tasked with taking out rogue replicants. Harrison's boss Bryant (M. Emmett Walsh), calls him for such a job when a group of homicidal humanoids, led by Roy Batty (Rutger Hauer), are on the loose and only Han Solo can make these robos a no-go. After meeting with Tyrell himself (Joe Turkel), Harrison tracks down his first target, Zhora the stripper, played the fabulously funbag-baring Joanna Cassidy. We see this robot thot topless and in a thong as she dances on the stage! But she's not the only eyeball treat; after eliminating Cassidy's fine ass-idy, Harrison is saved by the savory Rachael (Sean Young), who's a robot and doesn't know it. Not that Deckard minds, since soon she's getting his dick hard! Ours too, since Sean shows her jugs! Can't blame him, if robots looked like Miss Young, we'd let a girl made out of nuts and bolts drain our nuts via a good old fashioned screwing! Eventually Deckard will track down all the bad dudes, but that's not the only bit about this ending that has had sci-fi fans debating for decades. At least, until Ford reprised his role in Blade Runner 2049 (2017). Other sci-fi might be funner, but you'll be thinking all sorts of thoughts about the sex bots in Blade Runner!