Zardoz (1974)

Somewhere in the distant future, all worship lord Zardoz, a humungous flying stone head who periodically visits Earth to check up on his underlings and spout statements involving the ills of the male anatomy. ("The penis is evil," Zardoz declares. "The penis shoots seeds and makes new life and poisons the earth with a plague of men.") Skeptical of his ruler's grand plan for abstinence, the sexually over-zealous Zed (Sean Connery) decides to stow away inside the huge noggin to learn more and soon finds himself within a vortex of mental giants called the Eternals. Intellectual eyeful May (Sara Kestelman) captures him for use in a research project, and things turn randy when this rogue arouses more that just scientific curiosity among the supposedly non-sexual female population. His hopeful hob-knob springs life eternal for these under-humped hotties. Sara shows us her gorgeous gazoongas at the 64-minute mark. You can see Sean Connery in a loincloth and ponytail, followed by Sara showing her nips. Sally Anne Newton two-ups Sara with a total of three boob shots. You best of the breast scenes occurs at the 66 minute mark when she shows them off for a total of 58 seconds while she talks. Later, Sally and her teat Newtons are topless on horseback. Connery pulls out his gun, unsurprisingly. Charlotte Rampling will ramp up your horniness as well in a bare-boobed scene where a child is suckling at her milk fountain. Zardoz is a weird one, but it's full of masturbation fuel as well!