Virgin Alexander (2012)

The titular character in Virgin Alexander (2012), has got a couple of big problems. One, at 26 years old, he’s still a virgin. And two, the bank is trying to repossess the house his grandpa left him in the will. In need of $125K to save his house, it's pretty clear his job as a trash collector isn't going to get him that money. After brainstorming a variety of harebrained schemes to procure those funds, he realizes he can kill two birds with one stone. Alexander (Rick Faugno) decides to turn his house into a brothel, even though sex isn't exactly Al's expertise. With the help of perky prostitute Ruby (Paige Howard), and her sex trade gal pals, Lo (Elizabeth Masucci) and Brooke (Mika Boorem), the house is soon a swinging good time. But that doesn’t sit too well with the local pimp, Bim (Bronson Pinchot), especially when some of his best girls start working for Alex. Can Alex last long enough in the criminal underground to save his grandpa's house? And speaking of lasting long, is he going to finally get some action now that he can trade a buck for a good...time? Billed as a cross between Risky Business (1983) and The 40-Year-Old Virgin (2005), there's not as much nudity in this one as you'd expect a movie about a brothel to have. Mika Boorem doesn't show em, but does spend some time in a bra. Kate Dylan does go topless, though, when she gives an uninterested dude a lapdance. Dude, you okay? But the best scene in the film is when the stupendously stacked star Elizabeth Masucci provides the sexposition (and nude debut) by delivering a lengthy monologue sans shirt. That’s enough to make you work on your mono log! Virgin Alexander is surefire watch with one hander!