The Sensuous Nurse (1975)

What motivation would a hospital patient have to get well, if he had sexy RN Ursula Andress bending over his bedside to take away his bedpan? Pretty much none, but remember it's just a movie! Don't give yourself a stroke stroking it to the erotic comedy The Sensuous Nurse (1975). This Italian sex comedy stars Mario Pisu as Leonida Bottacin, an ultra-wealthy winery owner who is super horny despite his old age. He has a heart attack while railing a much younger woman, and is told that if he keeps getting sexually aroused his ticker will falter for a final time, and he'll end up six feet under. That's great news for the greedy members of his family who want to sell the winery to an American businessman (Jack Palance) despite Leonida's objections. Seeing a way to bump the geezer off, they hire the hottest nurse they can find, Anna (Ursula Andress), hoping the sight of this gorgeous blonde in stockings will be so shocking Leo will keel over and die. The plan backfires when Anna and the old man fall in love and get hitched, but how are they going to consummate it when mating means Leonida will bite the dust? We've got a sense of the type of sensuous scenes you're looking for, and luckily for all of us, there are a ton of them in this one. Carla Romanelli goes full frontal as well as showing her buns as she runs around the house naked fulfilling some weird boot camp scamp fetish of a portly dude. The big titted floozy Luciana Paluzzi shows off her massive mams while doing an angry striptease for a suit adorned businessman. But it's Ursula's work as the titular naughty nurse that'll really give you a hard on and some heart palpitations. Since you likely came here looking to see Miss Andress undress, have a look at the two scenes where she displays all three B's, both with different dudes. In both, she's just lying in bed chilling after a sensuous sex session, but as she rolls around we get a great look at the biology of this medical professional. With all those sensuous scenes, you'll be nursing a sore wrist after watching The Sensuous Nurse!