La minorenne (1974)

Gloria Guida and director Silvio Amadio teamed up for a bunch of Italian sex comedies in the seventies, the first of which was La Minorenne (1974)--or, as Americans would say, The Minor. Gloria plays the title role, but nobody seems to have told the other characters that this gal is too young for anything. The plot is rather simple: Our Italian piece of jailbait Valeria (Gloria Guida) is a schoolgirl at a Catholic school full of nuns, who just can't seem to keep from daydreaming about all sorts of sexual situations. From getting ravaged by horny bikers to doing the deed with a doctor examining her, and even getting whipped by some kinky nuns, every time Valeria lets her thoughts drift away from her schoolwork she imagines a scenario where everyone's trying to get in her vag. Eventually she heads home, where we meet her super randy family and realize that her constant thinking about dick is one hundred percent genetic. Gloria’s certainly managing a vertical smile as she takes on a gang of bikers, a photographer, a European in a geographically correct set of swimming trunks, and even some cretin in a Nazi uniform. There’ll be more than a minor eruption in your pants as Gloria displays every inch of her glory in this astounding ’70s curio. Whether she's letting an old sculptor satisfy his needs by kneading her knockers on the beach, letting some local pervs watch her undress at home, letting her bikini top fall off as she swims in the ocean, sunbathing topless, or showing all three B's as she let's a man watch her shower, Gloria's glorious body was the star of this flick. Sure, it's risky, but she's old enough if you're bold enough! After all, Gloria Guida's work in La Minorenne will give you a major boner!