La minorenne (1974)

Gloria Guida has the titular role in La Minorenne (1974)--or, as Americans would say, The Minor--but nobody seems to have told the other characters that this gal is too young for anything. In fact, this is supposed to be a comedy, with Guida’s gallery of guidos brandishing their things at the young thing. Gloria’s certainly managing a vertical smile as she takes on a gang of bikers, a photographer, a European in a geographically correct set of swimming trunks, and even some cretin in a Nazi uniform. There’ll be more than a minor eruption in your pants as Gloria displays every inch of her glory in this astounding ’70s curio.