The Collector (2009)

Two of the fellas behind some of the Saw sequels pitched a Jigsaw based prequel, only to get turned down. Thinking it was still a good idea, they turned the concept into their own original IP with the horror flick The Collector (2009). The film follows a handyman/jewel thief named Arkin (Josh Stewart) whose wife is deep in debt to some loan sharks. Looking for quick cash, he attempts to rob his wealthy new employer's country home of a fancy ruby they keep in their safe, unaware that a masked murderer (Juan Fernandez) has trapped the family there and is killing them one by one with a series of sadistic traps. Bad timing. Arkin likes the family enough that he's willing to try and help them out, only to discover that the masked man is the infamous serial killer "the collector" whose calling card is keeping one sole survivor alive after slaughtering the rest and bringing them home as a sick souvenir. From a phone that shoots a knife into your eardrum when you try to call the cops, to all sorts of bear traps, and even some razorblade lined windowpanes that slice you if you try to open them, the Saw inspirations aren't hard to see. Will the collector add another victim to his collection? Maybe. Are there scenes that'll give you an erection? Absolutely! If you want to collect some topless shots, check out the massive knockers of former child star Madeline Zima as her boyfriend rips off her shirt for some kitchen table cockriding. Miss Zima will make you cream-a! There's also a really quick shot of Krystal Mayo's cans, but you need to be eagle eyed to spot the tit. If you like this one there's a sequel, but Miss Zima isn't in it, so you'll have to inspect her in The Collector!