The Babysitter (1995)

There is something irresponsibly erotic about babysitters. Take a young college girl and put her in your house, with your parents away for a few hours, right as you're discovering how to diddle yourself? Or worse, put a busty babe of a babysitter in charge of your kids as a defacto new mom, right when your sex life with the wife is starting to falter? Young or old, how could a man not fantasize about the babysitter sitting on their face? Tapping into that desire to tape that ass, The Babysitter (1995) is about the obsession of two teenagers and one grown man, with their newly hired babysitter. And given that the babysitter in question here is Alicia Silverstone, the only question is why everyone isn’t obsessed with the babysitter. Alicia plays Jennifer, a teen who gets hired to babysit Harry Tucker's (J.T. Walsh) kids. Obviously, from the first time he sees her Mr. Tucker's dying to...kiss her, but so's her onetime hookup Mark (Nicky Katt), and her ex-boyfriend Jack (Jeremy London). While most babysitter flicks feature the young girl trying to steal the mom's spot in the family, this one's all about the obsessed dudes doing battle to boink the babysitter. Harry, Mark and Jack try to one up each other, beat each other, and even kill each other all to be the one that gets to bone Miss Silverstone. Maks sense, because oh baby was Alicia hot back in 1995. We don't get any nudity, but we do get a fantastic scene where she's in the bathtub hiding her best parts. It's the best part of the whole movie! But don't feel bad that Harry can't land the young hottie. When you see his wife Dolly, played by Lee Garlington, bursting out of her nighty as she lies in bed waiting for him, you'll understand he's more than sexually satisfied. The only real nudity comes from Tuesday Knight, whose mams we see when she has sex with one of the younger fellas. Wednesday might be hump day, but we couldn't stop thinking about humping Tuesday Knight! For all you married men out there, just hop in the shower and stroke it to your fantasies of making babies with the teen hottie you just hired. Don't act like the lost dudes in The Babysitter.