Every student's greatest fear is having Nick Nolte as their teacher. That great bear of an actor is the lead in the comedy/drama Teachers (1984), about one student who actually sues the school because he never learned to read. That’s no wonder with teachers such as JoBeth Williams sharpening his pants pencils. By the end of the movie she’s completely nude . . . and, yes, that will be on the test(icles). Offering a nice bookend to JoBeth’s breasts is Julia Jennings, who opens the movie by showing off her boobends in bed with Nolte. Now that’s a well-rounded curriculum.