Smokin' Aces (2006)

Buddy Israel (Jeremy Piven) is a two-bit Las Vegas lounge lizard who rats to the feds about various Sin City illegalities in Smokin' Aces (2006), thereby igniting a race between multiple hitmen to rub him out. The ensemble cast of this mob romp includes Ben Affleck, Ryan Reynolds, Alicia Keys, Ray Liotta, and Andy Garcia. Still, they're all bested by double-breasted Janet Edwards, who bares her Smokin' pair twice. The first of the skin-ful scenes occurs at the 18-minute mark, where viewers get to catch an extended but woefully distant view of Janet's jugs when she wakes up on the floor. Your member will arise from your pants, too! A few minutes later Jenet heaves her topless body off the floor to get dressed. Luckily, we got to see a nice look at her rack. Smokin' Aces deserves on any definitive list of "guy flicks", as it offers a complicated plot, just enough explosions and chases, gruesome killings, grim humor, and plenty of eye candy. The movie is essentially about several groups of assassins all tuning for the same man for the same price. The reason this elusive man is wanted dead is that he's a deceitful twat, but you should really watch the flick to understand why. Aces does require viewers to pay close attention, particularly at the beginning, as the story movie quite fast. What else moves fast? The hand toward the fly when any one of these hot ladies shows themselves onscreen. It's just too bad they didn't show any full-frontal. They're called smokin' aces for a reason!