It’s always Christmas when Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984) is on, and this classic slasher flick should always be on, like a yule log in the hearth to warm the heart and loins during the holiday season. The story of a disturbed teenager who dresses like Santa Claus after his parents are murdered and takes indiscriminate revenge is a great way to get the holiday cheer (and blood) flowing. The blood flows hot thanks to some of Santa’s helpers. Tara Buckman makes her nude debut flashing her big gifts for Santa to unwrap. In her only nude scene onscreen, Toni Nero burns while you fiddle when she flashes her undressed Christmas trees for jolly Saint Nick. Everyone’s favorite scream queen, Linnea Quigley, gets the ax from the big man when he catches her opening up her presents from her lover before Christmas Day. And finally, another one-time skinster, Barbara Stafford, gets her boobs groped. These girls are naughty, which is so nice.