Nero fiddled while Rome burned, but you’ll fiddle without the need of a violin watching the scorching hot body of Toni Nero. Toni was born with the last name Vergara, and thanks to her near perfect genetic makeup. got her acting career going rather quickly on television thanks to early 80's appearances in stuff like Matt Houston, Automan, Benson, Knight Rider and T.J. Hooker. But the reason everyone still remembers Toni isn't from those forgettable episodes, it's from when she made her nude debut in the famous Christmas-themed slasher flick Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984). Toni plays Pamela, the protagonist Billy's coworker and dreamgirl who he is constantly fantasizing about banging, despite Santa showing up in his dreams to tell him to cut that out, usually by cutting his throat. In the movie's best scene we see Pamela's pair as Billy daydreams about unwrapping her and stuffing her stocking. You’ll want to get under the mistletoe with this topless brunette, but Santa’s got you beat. He comes along and starts stabbing everyone before the action can really get going. St. Nick, what a dick! Doesn't he know tis the season for tits out and pleasin! After giving us those silent nocturnal emissions, Toni never took her clothes off again, yup, zero from Nero, but she did keep acting. Highlights of her later career included an episode of Otherworld, and B movies like the evil Russians torturing American GI's flick No Dead Heroes (1986), and the hot chicks vs Mexican drug lords actioner Commando Squad (1987). Toni quit acting after a 1990 episode of Bar Girls, and is now only recognized by name by the most hardcore horror fans. But whether they know her name or not, everyone remembers how hard Toni Nero got us in the Christmas classic you don't want to watch with the family.
