Beverly Hills Vamp (1988)

Here’s a hot tip for would-be filmmakers: Don’t hire Transylvanian hookers to work in your movies if you don’t want to get the wrong vitals sucked. Legendary schlock director Fred Olen Ray brings in his usual fine repertory cast in Beverly Hills Vamp (1989)--including legendary nerd Eddie Deezen--but he’s got a real Holy Trinity playing his bad girls. Michelle Bauer, Debra Lamb, and Jillian Kesner show off their red-blooded beauty, while classic bombshell Britt Ekland slums as the head vamp.