Robot Holocaust (1986)

Before Keanu Reeves made Neo a household name via his role in The Matrix franchise (1999-2021), another Neo was the focus of the dystopian sci-fi flick Robot Holocaust (1986). Not to be confused with the dystopian sci-fi flick Robot Jox (1990), Tim Kincaid’s direct-to-video release follows a drifter named Neo (Norris Culf) who makes his way through an apocalyptic wasteland. After a robot rebellion in 2033, Earth will be known as New Terra, where people are enslaved by an all-powerful entity called the Dark One. Luckily, Neo and his trusty robot sidekick Klyton (Joel Van Ornsteiner) are determined to take back the world in the name of humans everywhere. Along the way, Neo teams up with sexy slave Deeja (Nadine Hartstein) to rescue her scientist father (Michael Downend). Suffice it to say, our hero must battle robots, giant spiders, sewer worms, and the hottest evil hench-woman of all time — Valeria (Angelika Jager). Even though the 79-minute movie has a short runtime, its skintastic actresses will make you long in the pants! No wonder the movie was featured on Mystery Science Theater 3000. Of course, Mr. Skin can’t help but root for the vampy villainess Valeria since she provides the film’s only nudity when she releases her bad girl bazongas on screen. As you can bet, Ms. Jager’s juggers look outstanding as she stands in a futuristic tube and caresses an electro-globe while communing with the Dark One in his pleasure room. In other words, Angelika will give you a hard drive!