Silent Rage (1982)

Cops are always complaining that their job is tough and thankless. Imagine the frustration of sheriff Chuck Norris as the small-town lawman in Silent Rage (1982). First, he does the dirty work that comes with the territory. He pokes around at a gruesome murder scene, fends off a vicious, desperate attack from the suspect, subdues and arrests the maniac, and then goes the extra mile and kills him when he improbably escapes. Do the townsfolk appreciate Norris’s efforts? Maybe some of them do, but not the three brilliant but misguided doctors who combine their talents to resurrect the dead killer and refashion him as a self-healing, rampaging mute. When their creation gets out of control, guess who they call to clean up the mess? If you guessed Chuck Norris, you'd be correct! And as we all know, there's nothing that makes a woman wetter than Chucky boy, and this plays out in spades in this film, especially at the 22-minute mark, when Toni Kalem shows both her boobs while luxuriating in bed with Chuck. About 20 minutes later, there's more brief right boobage while Toni makes out in bed with Mr. Norris. Is she the luckiest woman alive or is he? If that's not enough to get your rocks off, Lillette Zoe Raley flashes her chesticles at cope outside a redneck bar, making Stephen Furst look hungry for a mouthful. Who can blame him? Whether you're a die-bard Chuck Norris fan or just in the mood for some delectable boobs, you can't go wrong with Silent Rage!