Paranoid (2000)

Paranoid (2000) is a crime-thriller starring Jessica Alba, who plays a supermodel. When her car breasts down and she is kidnapped, she is bound to a bed by Jeanne Tripplehorn, who plays one of the kidnappers. We like the scenarios so far. The only trouble is that neither of these two babes get naked, however, there is a lot of anonymous skin. The movie gained some notoriety for a widely rumored nip slip from Jessica, but that nip slip is in fact only a shadow from her hand. We know. That’s our job. Not that you can’t use your hand to find an upside to this movie.