Night Patrol (1984)

Largely forgotten once the Police Academy (1984) movies set the standard for crazy cop comedies, back in 1984 that flick's big competition was Night Patrol (1984). Murray Langston stars as Melvin White, a pathetic cop relegated to the night shift who secretly moonlights as "The Unknown Comic", a stand-up comedian who performs with a bag over his head. But when a dude dressed exactly the same as his incognito comic character starts robbing the local bar scene, it's up to Melvin to make sure he doesn't end up on the hook for the crimes, while trying not to let on that he's secretly slinging jokes. That's the basic setup, but there are all sorts of quirky punchlines, from a police chief whose chief personality trait is his constant farting, to our cops wearing blackface to infiltrate a gang. Yikes. While a young Andrew Dice Clay actually appears in this one, the movie was supposed to be a vehicle for Langston, whose "Unknown Comic" character had ironically made him pretty well known, thanks to appearances on stuff like The Gong Show. While it was panned by critics, your dick will be on constant patrol for the ladies in this sex-ridden saga. Jaye P. Morgan keeps her clothes on as Murray’s horny agent, but Linda Blair exercises her right to show off her perfect pair when she puts the paper bag over her head, but let's her hangers hang out. Kitten Navidad will have you feeling like it's Christmas as a humongous hootered hippy chick who gets arrested for drugs. She's topless, smoking pot, and absurdly hot! Even Lori Sutton manages to unbutton, popping her bra off as the cops do some investigating. Those busty chicks make watching Night Patrol a bust-worthy event.