Naked and Dead Chicks
These babes didn’t make it far in these films, but fortunately most of them went out with a bang: butt ass naked. Usually laying top up. Probably on a table. It’s just a movie! We know they’re still alive in real life; we can take respite in that. But oh yeah, they’re totally dead in these movies. So it goes. This is why you lock your doors, people.
Sharon Stone was found lacking any action in Action Jackson, totally lifeless, but luckily she gives us some action with the top up tots. Beau Garrett shows us her top half in Turistas and thats because, uh, her bottom half has been completely cut off. Danyi Deats shows up next to a river’s edge in River’s Edge baring her hedges, looking a little pale. Viewers won’t seem to mind. More and more blood when Betsy Rue is found bloodied in My Bloody Valentine 3D. You only see one of her Ds, but get a 3D TV and see that boob really pop! In The People vs Larry Flynt, we get to see all of Courtney Love. But, she’s dead. It happens I guess. Kiera Knightley shows up cut up in The Hole with a nice top view, but unfortunately no hole. Katie Holmes has been in better shape when she shows up in The Gift, but hey, her shape is still better than most. So yeah, they died. But they looked great doing it. Enjoy Mr. Skin’s best selection of naked and dead chicks!