Turistas (2006)

The horror flick Hostel (2005) goes tropical in the spirited spring break splatter-fest Turistas (2006). Shot exclusively in Brazil, this skinternational pic features Josh Duhamel, Desmond Askew, Max Brown, and Olivia Wilde’s pokie-showing bikini. Needless to say, she’ll make a splash in your pants! The R rated R&R thriller starts when American college students head off to the land of Carnivàle only to find a land of carnage. Per the instructions of Dr. Zamora (Miguel Lunardi) who is in the black market business of body parts, the vacationers are drugged, robbed and awaiting unwanted operations. In other words, the diabolical doc takes extra pleasure in yanking organs from still-living Yanks. Gory, gruesome and frighteningly fun, Turistas is a trip well worth taking — if only to ogle the sexy specimens on screen. Just 12 minutes into the movie, Melissa George bares her booblets when she switches tops at the beach. But get ready to hit pause since the skintastic act is fast. Beau Garrett proves she’s a living doll as she does the same. But later, when she’s under the knife, the blonde babe exposes her prosthetic chest which is a bloody mess. Nevertheless, she’s dead sexy. Breast of all is the candid coverage of Lucy Ramos. As Arolea, she flaunts her areolas to seduce a dude. The exotic hottie also bares her back, rack and crack while in the sack. Mucho twists and turns ensue, yet the image of Lucy’s firm curves are dangerous enough to scare Mr. Skin’s organ stiff!