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Mr. Skin's Top 50 Sexiest TV Shows of All Time: Part Four!
Do touch that dial! Mr. Skin continues to count down his picks for the 50 Sexiest TV Shows of all time spanning the decades and monitoring the boob tube around the clock to compile the ultimate list of the most arousing series to ever light up the airwaves. We are getting dangerously close to revealing the top ten, but first, its time for numbers 20 through 11!
Network: ABC Tele-Vision: Lynda Carter Skinopsis: Lynda Carter brings the classic comic-book character to voluptuous life while America marvels at her superpowers and watches intensely to see her flap those eagle wings.
Tele-Visions:Drea De Mateo, Jamie-Lynn DiScala, Alicia Witt, Oksana Babiy, Leslie Bega Skinopsis: New Jersey mobster Tony Soprano gets grief from his families both the nuclear kind and La Cosa Nostra and he finds relief in banging, in all senses of that term, too. What’s Hot: The Sopranos chronicles Men of Respect to whom adultery and whore-mongering are just part of the job. That their headquarters is a strip-club adds ups the nudity factor and truly makes one wonder if crime does pay, after all. Sexy Star Pics:
Tele-Visions:Eva Longoria, Nicollette Sheridan, Teri Hatcher, Marcia Cross, Dana Delany Skinopsis: Adultery, back-stabbing, and conniving are the ABCs of Wysteria Lane, as a game cast of ferocious females send up nighttime soaps of the ’80s via this heavy-breathing potboiler that works on its own over-the-top terms. What’s Hot: Desperate Housewives perfectly surfed the pop culture wave between MILF-mania and Cougar Fever to create a show full of actresses over 30 who are anything but matronly or desperate. Sexy Star Pics:
Network: ABC Tele-Visions: Suzanne Sommers, Priscilla Barnes, Jenilee Harrison, Joyce DeWitt Skinopsis: “Come on knock on our door/we’ve been waiting for you/where the kisses are hers and hers and his/Three’s Company, too!” What’s Hot: Wet blankets coined the term “Jiggle TV” in response to Three’s Company and its endless parade of high-action, too-tight tops squeezed into by braless starlets. Chief among the chubby-inducers, at first, was Suzanne Sommers as Chrissy Snow, followed by Jenilee Harrison as hooterific cousin Cindy and finally Priscilla Barnes (veteran of numerous nude movie roles) as high-class, sweet-assed Nurst Terri Alden. On top of the leading lovelies, Jack Tripper (John Ritter) stumbled across countless other bouncy-fronted honeys, all to the chagrin of various Ropers and Furleys.
What’s Hot: Let’s see, how do we make a game show involving famous folk performing ballroom dance, the rumba, the cha-cha-cha, and the tango and make it hot to put it? not completely gay? By stocking each season with shockingly hot nubiles who show moves you could never have imagined them pulling off while wearing outfits that barely cling on (and sometimes they don’t’!).
Skinopsis: Dylan Walsh and Julian McMahon portray plastic surgeons who do all kinds of work on some of the most insane and insanely sexy hotties in Hollywood. What’s Hot: Not only does Nip/Tuck supply skin displays in the context of doctor visits, the show’s heroes are also sex freaks of the first order, meaning that instead of playing golf, their out in Hollywood playing with the illustrious female clientele. And we get to watch.
Skinopsis: Raw, raunchy, ground-breaking tit-com focused on Chicago’s hilariously dysfunctional Bundy clan: born loser dad Al (Ed O’Neal), vain and lazy mom Peg (Katey Sagal), teen trollop Kelly (Christina Applegate) and put-upon twerp Bud (David Faustino) What’s Hot: Initially titled Not the Cosby Show, Married With Children aims to destroy the conventions of the typical family sitcom, and it achieves its goal via uproariously smutty humor, impossibly crude situations, and an army of female eye-candy (often cast as friends of DILF Kelly) culled from the hottest casting calls in Hollywood.
Network: HBO Tele-Visions: Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis, Cynthia Nixon, Sarah Jessica Parker Skinopsis: Carrie (Sarah Jessica Parker) is a New York City newspaper columnist. Her friends like to talk dirty. One of them, Miranda (Kim Cattrall) likes to play dirty often and on-camera. Female shoe fetishists and male homosexuals go bananas. What’s Hot: Kim Cattrall, Kim Cattrall, Kim Cattrall. Sexy Star Pics:
Skinopsis: Filthy rich Manhattan teens run amuck, most often in a sexual sense, while an anonymous observer dishes dirt on their doings via modern technology.
What’s Hot: Ads bill Gossip Girl as a “nasty piece of work” and “every parent’s nightmare” and that’s some high praise indeed! Fortunately, Gossip Girl lives down to the hype, making skinstant stars of its young female cast who switch get near-nude and switch sex partners faster than watchdog groups can keep up with to file their cry-baby complaints.
Skinopsis: Rotund UK funnyman Benny Hill sings, pratfalls and, above all, leers at scantily clad Brit birds in classic slapstick sketches.
What’s Hot: Benny Hill brought bawdy British music hall humor to a world that fell hard for the tubby, affably horny host while wondering how it was possible that something this naughy -- and, on occasion, actually nudie was being broadcast on commercial television.