Three words: Sarah Jessica Parker. Three more words: no-nudity clause. From her humble beginnings as TV's first new-wave nerd sex symbol on the short-lived sitcom Square Pegs to her renowned reign as queen of the frisky fashionistas on HBO's Sex and the City, Sarah Jessica has cut an alluring figure but left viewers flaccid. With her long face, curly blonde locks, and curvaceous busty body, she first came to notice as a vapid party girl in the Steve Martin comedy L.A. Story (1991). She looked good in a skimpy black bikini in Honeymoon in Vegas (1992) but never stripped on The Strip. That damn clause. The closest we got to a peek at Parker's skin came in Striking Distance (1993), in which Sarah Jessica went for a tumble between the sheets. Alas, she is wearing underwear that only partially shows her ass. Again, she stripped to her bra and gave us partial wood in Ed Wood (1994) but left us hanging when she refused to show more. Sarah actually gets topless in State and Main (2000) but keeps her back to the camera, leaving viewers to imagine the shape, size, and color of Parker's pokies. Of course, Sex and the City is full of sexy shots of the actress in underwear, as are the movies Sex and the City (2008) and Sex and the City 2 (2010), especially the latter. Sarah shows a shocking amount of cleavage in the sequel but stops short of nipple. Three final words: why, why, why?