Set during the ancient era of the Iron Age, the mythical Minotaur (2005) renders the Theseus myth for an audience accustomed to gory horror flicks. The film tells of eight Greek youths who are hand-selected to be sacrificed to a raging, half-human monster. Theo (Tom Hardy) courageously volunteers to enter the labyrinth, and before long he’s trying to navigate the building’s puzzling architecture while the beast breathes down his neck. It’s probably best not to amble, but Theo might want to consider getting a final shag in before the Minotaur gets his teeth in. He’s got two stellar candidates in Shiva Gholamianzadeh and Michelle Van Der Water, both of whom are happy to reveal their choicest assets.