Lumberjack Man (2015)

You know a slasher movie is going to be good when it takes place at Good Friends Church Camp. In the humorous horror flick Lumberjack Man (2015), a group of morally questionable counselors arrive at the camp ahead of time to prep for the children that are to come. Except instead of an onslaught of kids, they get an outright slaughter at the hands of a demon logger who once died in a sap boiler. This behemoth of a man (Brandon Ford) dines on pancakes doused in the blood of his victims and targets the most curvaceous of the counselors. In other words, his actions will leave your spine as well as your trunks tingling! For starters, a brunette (Vanessa Velacruz) and blonde (Nikki Seven) reveal their racks while having a good ol’ time with the bus driver. Not to be upstaged, the Assistant Camp Director (Andy San Dimas) strips down to her brassiere as two dudes watch her from outside the window. Later, she squirts lotion on her naked knockers! When not rocking a slinky bikini, Kendra (Raven Rockette) and Courtney (Athena Paxton) expose their chests while sunbathing topless by the lake. Breast of all, Danielle (Amanda Moon Ray) shows off her perfect pair after she gets banged by the water. Last but not least, Faith (Ciara Flynn) douses herself in syrup while wearing nothing but her bra and panties! Ciara’s flapjacks look pretty tasty. Needless to say, as this comely cast screams your ear off — you’ll be getting off!