Love Me (2024)

Five hundred years from now, after humanity has been obliterated by an epic extinction event and the Earth becomes a frozen wasteland again, only a few remaining pieces of evidence of our existence remain intact. One is Smart Buoy SB350, a floating piece of tech meant to collect scientific data in the Atlantic. After hundreds of years, the device detects something it can connect with, an orbiting satellite programmed to welcome alien visitors to Earth. The buoy decides to pretend to be a lifeform to get (and keep) the satellite’s attention, and uses its ability to search through remnants of online data to research who it should be, eventually picking to replicate a content creator named Deja (Kristen Stewart). The satellite joins the buoy by becoming Deja’s husband Liam (Steven Yuen) and the two embark on a cerebral journey to experience real human emotion. If you think this heady premise doesn’t sound like it leaves room for nudity, think again! These bots get very physical in their human forms, and there’s a steamy sex scene that ends with Kristen getting banged from behind and asking to be called “Daddy.” Hot! There’s even some brief bare boobage, but whose is it? Just kidding, we don’t care, we love 'em anyway!