Lost and Delirious (2001)

Mischa Barton plays a young girl whose supposedly evil stepmother ships her off to boarding school in Lost and Delirious (2001). We all should be that lucky, since Mischa soon finds herself boarding with lesbian lovers Piper Perabo and Jessica Paré. Yes, little Mouse (Mischa Barton) is the new girl in school, and gets roomed with the class rebel Paulie (Piper Perabo) and the popular rich girl Tori (Jessica Paré). But little Mouse isn't the brightest bulb in the house. She thinks it's weird how much her roomies like to lay in each other's bed, and how often they practice kissing for when they get boyfriends. When someone brighter than Mouse figures out what's really going on, Tori panics. It's the 1970s and her parents would not be cool with that. So Tori tries to play it off like Paulie was a stalker, and even goes so far as to get a boyfriend to throw everyone off her trail. But Paulie's not going to lose her lez lover without a fight. Mischa and the other two never become a gleesome threesome, but Mischa does gets to watch while a falcon wielding Piper goes crazy after Jessica dumps her in the name of social pressure. The real pressure you'll be feeling is all that pumping Piper and Miss Paré will be sending to your peen pipes! Both lovely ladies show all they've got in some sensational Sapphic sex scenes. They even get walked in on, both topless, and try to claim they were in each other's beds to prevent nightmares. What a crock. Anyone with a cock knows what those two were doing all night! No boarding school flick has had us less bored than the one with all the full frontal girl on girl action: Lost and Delirious!