Cat burglar Nick Lassiter (mustachioed macho man Tom Selleck) is tops around town with the breast sex-kittens in London. Ever on the prowl to snatch premier pussy and prize-winning jewelry, Nick overshoots in his quest for loot and is arrested during a heist. In order to escape prison he must break into the heavily guarded German Embassy and get his paws on the rare riches within. Will Nick be quick enough to get the job done? With precious booty such as Lauren Hutton, Belinda Mayne, and Jane Seymour attending to his family jewels, any outcome is guaranteed to be priceless.