When a bikini or underwear is just too much clothing, you might opt to wear just a loincloth. The lovely ladies of this hot playlist find themselves in and out of this very skimpy piece of clothing. What better way to start off the list than with Bo Derek in Tarzan the Ape Man (1981)? Bo gets in the river and washes off while she, Tarzan and a monkey play around. Tanya Roberts will get your inner beast riled up when she swims around in nothing but a loincloth in The Beastmaster (1982). When ferrets steal her towel, we get a view of her ta tas. Ubalda, All Naked and Warm (1972) features Edwige Fenech and her perfect bouncing milk bags as she runs in slow-motion through a field wearing nothing more than a skimpy loincloth and a smile. It’s an asstastic escape when Susan Hahn and her hot friend are rescued in Massacre in Dinosaur Valley (1985). Their run through the jungle looks great as their loincloths expose their tight, perfect booties. With some guys following her, Margrit Evelyn Newton slips into nothing but a loincloth made of leaves as she takes a topless trek into the jungle where she encounters some natives.