Howl (2021)

It's almost like Little Red Riding Hood is ripe for sexy re-tellings, because we've seen it done a million different ways and it's nothing short of amazing when another one pops up with a new twist.  Welcome to the table, Howl (2021), where the classic fairy tale is retold again but with an even sexier twist.  This time around, we follow Dulcina (Michele Martin), who was recently released from a hospital for a suicide attempt.  She is sent to live at her deceased grandmother's abandoned house in the deep, dark woods to try and recover, but there is something scary lurking.  As Dulcina meets a handsome woodsman, who she begins to have a torrid affair with, this story twists and turns from when she was a child, living with her father, who might actually be a werewolf himself, to present day where her new boy toy might be a monster as well!  There are plenty of flashback sequences with Michele Martin sexily trying to remember what happened during her stay at the hospital, what happened to her mom when she was a kid, and what seems like a never ending bath filled with rose petals and milky water.  Michele actually took up the mantle of director as well as star in this one, and she didn't shy away from including some nip slip takes of herself in the bathtub with the woodsman and we are most definitely not upset with her nude debut in her directorial debut!  This time around though, we're the ones asking "Oh Little Red Riding Hood, what big JUGS you have!".  All the better to spank-off to, we guess!