If I Can't Have Love, I Want Power (2021)

Pop star Halsey conceived her fourth album, If I Can't Have Love, I Want Power, as a journey through the "joys and horrors of pregnancy and childbirth" and part of that concept included an hour-long film released in IMAX theaters to accompany the album. Bearing the same name as the album, the film is a deadly serious art film that takes itself as seriously as one might imagine, that doesn't mean that it's not without some substantial charms that skin fans are going to adore. This film is basically the entire reason that MrSkin.com was invented because you can literally fast forward to the good parts. Rather than sitting through an endless artsy parade of images that seem to invoke everything from renaissance art to Game of Thrones, you can just come right here and get the best stuff distilled down into bite-sized pieces that are of much more interest to you! Halsey is indeed nude in the film, but it's super brief, which is why you don't want to sit through an hour of Jack Handey-esque "Deep Thoughts" about femininity and pregnancy. Leave that stuff to the scholars, we're here to party naked with Halsey, amirite? So here's the skinny... Halsey strips down to get in the water in some sort of bathhouse, surrounded by handmaidens, and we get to see her breasts bouncing above the water and then a quick look at her bare ass under the water as they engage in some Busby Berkeley type choreography! Just think of all the time you saved by coming here first!