Hotel (2001)

Hotel (2001) is like a movie version of an improvisational jazz soundtrack, which is not surprising as it’s directed by Mike Figgis, a musician himself who scores all his own films. This experimental flick about a film crew at a Venice hotel working on a Dogma adaptation of The Duchess of Malfi is even more convoluted than that description. Add David Schwimmer as the producer and the mind reels. But this head scratcher is also a crotch scratcher thanks to some bizarre sex scenes. First off, Stefania Rocca reveals a nude way to enjoy a glass of milk. And Valentina Cervi rubs her naked pussy over some lucky guy’s crotch, all caught in the surreal exposure of night-vision photography. Talk about womb service!