Hooking Up (2008)

You’ll fall for Hooking Up (200) hook, line and dinkler! Not to be confused with the 2020 Brittany Snow dramedy or the 2008 sitcom of the same name, this racy romp and drama showcases the nude boobs on a couple of ingénues! The teen flick is dubbed “a tale of suburban reality,” but from what we can see, this so-called tale is more about tail since it centers on horny high schooler April Winters (Allyson Muñoz). She becomes very popular after letting a bunch of guys bang her at a house party. We don’t actually get to see her naked but the busty babe does display her bra-clad rack and barely-there briefs. If that’s not arousing enough, April’s best friend Michelle Jordan (Leah Viens-Gordon) decides to follow her lead and get lewd too. In other words, she bares her breasts while having sex with her lovestruck friend Caroline’s (Alison Whitney) older boyfriend Ryan (Corey Feldman). Meanwhile, April’s shy brother Colin (Jim deProphetis) and Michelle’s crush Tyler (Ted Sangalis) manifest sexual urban legends. Plus, the chemistry teacher Mr. Kimbal (Bronson Pinchot) gets blue balls when he tries to avoid being seduced by any of his slutty students! The low-budget movie also includes a cameo by its screenwriter Jeff Siegel as well as Amy Deatrich Barrickman, Brian O’Halloran, Burt Brooks, Jessica Howell, Parker Croft, and Michelle DiBenedetti’s bare DiBreasties! The topless hottie pops up on the DVD extras and on a pizza commercial. If she’s looking for some sausage, Mr. Skin will gladly deliver!