Knight Club (2001)

Lou Diamond Phillips is a bouncer . . . no, not in real life. His career hasn’t sunk that low--yet. But in Knight Club (2001) he plays one of Los Angeles’s best bouncers who guards the velvet rope with an iron fist. It earns him entry into an elite group of doormen called, naturally, the Knight Club. This is their story. And it’s pretty good if you like to watch drunks fight and then get thrown out of nightclubs by burly men. Some do. But Mr. Skin is a lover not a fighter and prefers to comfort the sexy spoils. One such booby prize is the meaty-lumped Taylor Stanley, who flashes her breast parts in one scene that makes this movie a checkmate in your pants. The next move is up to you.