Halloween (2007)

It takes a lot of sand to remake a classic movie like John Carpenter’s Halloween (1978), especially when the famed flick spawned several sequels (Halloween II, Halloween III: Season of the Witch, Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers, Halloween 5, Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers, Halloween Kills, and Halloween Ends). But apparently director Rob Zombie thought he could improve on the original. And in one sense he did — because his reimagining includes a lot more nudity! For starters, Judith Myers (Hanna Hall) displays her naked T&A, while Deborah Myers (Rob’s real-life wife Sheri Moon Zombie) struts her stuff in a barely-there bikini as she flaunts her heaving cleavage and butt cheeks at a strip club. After watching her act, Mr. Skin could join her since he also has a pole! As Annie Brackett, the adorable Danielle Harris gives us a glance at her pair-is on the couch before her beau meets a sad end at the hands of killer Mike Myers (Tyler Mane). After the attack, we can see her bloody breasts. Needless to say, she’s drop dead gorgeous. Lynda Van Der Klok (Kristina Klebe) will also arouse your cock when she reveals her rack, rump and muff during a hump. But instead of getting off, she’s offed by Mr. Myers. The film also includes Adrienne (Swamp Thing) Barbeau, Dee (Ouija House) Wallace, Malcolm (Cat People) McDowell, Sybil (Phantom Empire) Danning, and Udo (Flesh for Frankenstein) Kier. All in all, this slasher reboot boasts horror stars and mamorable ingénues!