Frostbitten (2006)

Frostbitten (2006) begins in 1944 with a flock of Nazi soldiers lost in the Ukraine. The unlucky Little Eichmanns stumble across a vampire-packed cabin, and that's when the movie starts to suck . . . blood! Flash forward to modern day, where doctor Petra Nielsen and her teen tartlet Greta Havnesköld have just arrived in the dark, dreary Swedish Lapland. Night lasts a month there, which means it's the ideal trampling ground for any and all guzzlers of hemoglobin. Mother and daughter are just settling in when things start to go wrong—Petra discovers ugly secrets at the hospital, a medical intern is stealing strange experimental drugs, and a group of teeners (including goth girl Emma Åberg) get their paws on the pills, which promptly turn all who take them into Little Draculas. Oh, and that's just one of the side effects. Frostbitten's "sick humored" set pieces, says the BBC, "are nicely/nastily executed," and "there's plenty here to chew on" in darkest Lapland.