First Love (1977)

Since The Partridge Family's gorgeous teen daughter Laurie, played by Susan Dey, was a ton of young boy's first crushes growing up in the 70's, it wasn't hard to make First Love (1977) a huge hit. After all, it was the first time anyone got to see Susan's suck sacs, and fellas, dey is some good ones! Based on a short story by Harold Brodkey, the film follows Elgin (William Katt), a naïve college student learning about love and sex for the first time. Susan Dey is Katt's older-woman love interest, Caroline. Okay, so she’s not that much older. This is Hollywood, you know! The problem is, while the mighty fine Caroline is willing to teach Elgin all the dirtiest sex secrets she's come along, and cum to, along the way, she's not willing to commit to him one hundred percent because she's got a thing for an older, married dad named John (Robert Loggia). And the worst part is, Elgin's been turning down doing the deed with the MILFtastic Beverly D’Angelo since he was so hung up on Caroline. You can make that mistake the first time, but never again, Elgin! If you didn't know this Partridge has a great pair, you sure will after seeing Susan strip down for some sex with Elgin. Oh yes, Mr. Katt is all up in that kitty, in the movie that was originally supposed to be X rated, until the studio decided that was stupid and toned it down to R. Get that ass, Greatest American Hero! But the best nudity comes from Beverly D'Angelo, who has been playing the massive mammed, mature sex kitten character for decades. In this one, she strips down while talking about what she learned in class. Beverly's got some big hills, but he's too hung up on Caroline to even play with them. You'll regret that later, future masturbator! As much a cautionary tale about turning down tail as it it a romance, it was love at first sight when we saw all the boobs in First Love!