Donna Donna!! (1987)

Donna Donna!! (1987) is a Dutch comedy about a down on his luck loser who constantly lies to his friends and family about being in relationships with various women. His biggest lie stems from him telling his family that he has become engaged to a woman named Donna, but he only knows Donna because of a picture of her that he's seen. Soon after, he begins a relationship with his neighbor, a real woman named Esther (Simone Walraven), but things take an unexpected turn when he runs into Donna's mother. Simone Walraven is one Dutch delight that doesn't disappoint! Simone's sensational schooners can be seen several times in the film, once as she showers with a guy, and again as she sits up in bed with the covers just barely concealing the rest of her. She does go full frontal, however, when she takes her new boyfriend's virginity, baring her boobs and beaver in the process (though beware a few dong shots mixed in there from the guy). Simone Walraven will cure that pain in your glavin!