Flodder (1986)

Who knew the Dutch were into comedies? Yet all it takes is one look at the Netherlands romp Flodder (1986) to have audiences reaching for their nether regions thanks the film’s director, writer and co-producer Dick Maas. To comprehend the setting of this politically-incorrect satire, just envision The Beverly Hillbillies (1962-1971) in Amsterdam and the insanity cranked to an 11. In other words, the eponymous Flodders (including Nelly Frijda, Huub Stapel, Jan Willem Hees, Nani Lehnhausen, and Horace Cohen) are a Dutch family that enjoy all forms of vice — be it sex, drugs, booze, or racketeering. But when a toxic waste dump is discovered beneath their house, the Flodders must pick up and move to a ritzy hood where the resident bourgeois neighbors don’t take kindly to the family’s thieving and hard-drinking. As the conservative locals huff and puff, Kees Flodder (Tatjana Šimić) literally loses her top at the 48 and 55-minute marks. If that’s not hot enough, the hottie also reveals her ravishing rump. Better yet, Natascia Paolucci and Tatjana van Zanten go full frontal during a game of tennis doubles! The movie also includes views of Apollonia van Ravenstein’s perfect pair. Breast of all, Tina Shaw shows off her be-thonged buns and nude boobs! No wonder this skinternational pic spawned the sequels Flodder in Amerika (1992) and Flodder 3 (1995), plus a spin-off series that ran from 1993 to 1998. No matter what side of the pond skinephiles live on, they’ll have their boners tickled with this flash-flashing franchise!