Dickless Zombies (2021)

Dickless Zombies (2021) is a film where people turn into zombies after saying too many politically correct things. Huh? Hey, welcome to Bill Zebub's wild horror film. A heavy metal disc jokey and magazine publisher, Zebub has made some wild flicks like Jesus, the Total Douchebag (2011) and Dumb & Dahmer (2021), but this zombie flick might be his wildest one yet. Basically, people are so scared to offend anyone that even though there are zombies trying to eat them, what really makes them nervous is that zombie clothes keep degrading, leaving the male zombies with their bare cocks exposed. Rather than kill all the zombies, people have been chopping off their members to make sure that doesn't happen. I guess you can't get head once you're one of the walking dead. Meanwhile, those who have remained proudly not politically correct are fighting for their survival against all of the zombies. Why are these brave warriors against cancel culture gorgeous ladies with amazing cans? It's never explained. In fairness, we don't care about whether or not the zombies have dicks, because we are here for the gorgeous naked women. There are three busty beauties to admire in the film. Misty Lovelace plays Janet, pays homage to any Lovelace before her by going nude. Check out her bare boobs when she dances in a garter, thong, and stockings for a seductive little striptease. In another scene, she points a gun while topless. We were dying to squeeze...the trigger and kill those zombies. The big tittied ginger Jessica Walach plays Jessica, whose jugs are on display when she wears her black garter ensemble that leaves her topless. Finally, Erin Melancholic plays Erin whose itty bitty titties are out in that same outfit that Jessica and Misty both wore. She appears in the striptease scene and proudly displays her little lemons. Usually we're melancholy when the suck sacks are small, but we weren't melancholy at all about those ones! You'll be very happy not to be neutered seeing the heavy hootered ladies of Dickless Zombies.