Cold as Ice, Hot as Hell

Is the steaming heat of summer turning you into a horn dog? Then give yourself a bone by checking out the cool, refreshing nudity on Mr. Skin’s Dog Days of Summer: Beat the Heat with Ice-Cold Nudes playlist: First things first, it’s hard to believe, but even the sight of Olivia Wilde’s boobs isn’t enough to get some poor bastard to perform in a clip from Alpha Dog (2006). Perhaps Amber Heard’s right rib cushion or Heather Walhquist’s juicy rump roast, both from the same movie, would be more his speed? After all that red-hot nudity, cool down with Rosie Perez as she has a ice cube rubbed on her boobs in a clip from Do The Right Thing (1989). But the cold snap doesn’t last long, because then we’ve got Linda Blair and Sybil Danning’s hot hooters, Edy Williams and Marcia Karr in a steamy Sapphic shower session, and Monique Gabrielle’s full frontal nudity, all hot enough to melt cold steel, in a trio of clips from Chained Heat (1983). Then see a pre-boob job Shannon Elizabeth bare her tender pink puppies in Dish Dogs (2000), Kim Basinger cooling down in front of the fridge in an infamous scene from 9 1/2 Weeks (1986), Crystal Smith full frontal in Hot Dog...The Movie (1984), Kathleen Turner’s sweaty spuds in Body Heat (1981), Uma Thurman’s bare mams in Msd Dog and Glory (1993), and much, much more, all in Mr. Skin’s Dog Days of Summer: Beat the Heat with Ice-Cold Nudes playlist. It’ll melt your popsicle!