Alpha Dog (2006)

Eminem meets Patty Hearst in the ripped-from-the-headlines crime drama Alpha Dog (2006). Directed by indie-film scion Nick Cassavetes,the dope-peddling gangsta hopeful Johnny Truelove (Emile Hirsch) runs the San Gabriel Valley with a strikingly pale fist, aided by his equally melanin-free flunkies Frankie (Justin Timberlake) and Elvis (Shawn Hatosy). When Johnny can't get a junkie named Jake (Ben Foster) to pay up, he kidnaps the doper's younger brother (Anton Yelchin) as collateral. Since they don't really have a plan, the bandidos bond with the little bro and start smoking with him, drinking with him, and bringing him to their parties. Enamored with the lifestyle and the plethora of premium poon the bad boy life attracts, the kidnapped kid isn't all that anxious to escape even when offered a path to freedom. But while they're being cool with him, since the crew start thinking about the charges that come along with kidnapping, the little man might be in more trouble than he realizes. While there are all sorts of stars in this critique of wannabe G's, Skin fans will be more drawn in by Alpha Dog's howlingly hot parade of up-and-coming, future A-lister T&A. Talk about absurd, at one point the kid's skinny dipping with Amber Heard and Amanda Seyfried, with both future stars flashing their boobs and butts. It's dimly lit, but those are great tits! If that alpha dog scene didn't give you enough of a bone-r, have a look at Heather Wahlquist getting it in doggy before flashing ass when she's so rudely interrupted. But the real star is Olivia Wilde, who provides a clear look at her amazing tits when she tries to rail Emile Hirsch, only to find he's too preoccupied by the fugitive lifestyle to get it up. Can't blame the kidnapped kid for turning down the chance to run away with so much talent around him. With those kinds of females flashing in it, Alpha Dog will turn you into a master-beta!