Baywatch (1989-2003)

A cultural icon that spawned spinoffs, A-list movies and all sorts of bad sitcom jokes, at one point Baywatch was the most watched TV show in the world. And with as hard as it made us in the 90's, it's not hard to understand why. Over the course of its eleven season run, Baywatch boasted the hottest assemblage of sun-soaked eye-candy ever seen on screen. They reached for the sun tan lotion, and you reached for the lotion, too. Seriously, it was just one fine piece of ass after another squeezing into the famous red one piece. The show, which was often compared to soap operas, chronicled the saga of a crew of lusciously buxom lifeguards led by the ever-intrepid Mitch Buchannon (David Hasselhoff), as they dealt with sharks, earthquakes, serial killers, boat fires, and any other issue that vaguely involved the beach. The show initially bombed as an NBC series in 1989. The following year, however, the show hit unprecedented heights of success in global syndication, proving that ultra-hot babes with built-in flotation devices running in slow motion had universal appeal. To be clear, there was never any nudity, not that there really needed to be. After all, the women who appeared on the show are ridiculous. From Shannon Tweed forcing you to spill some seed, to future Fembot Cindy Margolis wearing a teeny weeny bikini, a prime Nicole Eggert having us beg to get swept out to sea, the showstopping Elizabeth Berkley, Weird Science's Vanessa Angel and more. But with all due respect to Yasmine Bleeth and Carmen Electra, the lifeguard who had all the beachgoers hiding their boners under the waits high surf was C.J. Parker, played by Pamela Anderson. In a show full of busty blondes, Anderson was the one who really made the show must see TV. Her jiggling jugs were always the main attraction, whether she was saving swimmers, getting her photos taken, going for a dip, or whatever else the writers came up with to make sure she never put a shirt on. Sure, real life lifeguards are stuck watching old lady water aerobics and screaming at kids for running around the pool, but on Baywatch, at least, being a lifeguard meant drowning in A plus pussy!