Ballbuster (1989)

You can take the big-city cop out of the teeming metropolis (or at least you can boot him off the police force and turn him into a fast and loose private investigator), but you cannot dampen his appetite for coming to the aid of a troubled but beautiful damsel in a jam. If this modern-day knight in rumpled armor is the title dick of Ballbuster (1989), you can expect that he will excel in close-quarters combat with numerous and nefarious gangsters, doing battle with handguns, shotguns, or bare fists, and he will also be a top-caliber shooter in the bedroom. Made for TV but strong enough for DVD, Ballbuster is a crotch shot with a punch.