Old School (2003)

Every middle aged nine to fiver stuck spending all day in a cubicle longs to return to their college days. After all, who can compare spreadsheets, mortgage payments and having a 401K to four years of drinking, partying, and constantly getting between the sheets with an easy lay? Todd Phillips' Old School (2003) lets a gang of not quite geezers live out that fantasy, with hilarious results! Mitch Martin (Luke Wilson) catches his girlfriend cheating on him, so he packs up and buys a house right near a local college. When his buddy Bernard (Vince Vaughn) throws him a massive housewarming party, tons of college kids show up to the festivity. When the jealous college dean decides Mitch's house has to be used for college housing, the fellas decide to start a frat. Featuring all sorts of outcasts, the boys, err, mostly men, of Lambda Epsilon Omega have to prove their frat's a legitimate one by participating in all sorts of school activities. Easier said than done considering the make up of their fraternity. But like any good frat, no matter what the day consists of, without fail, at night they make plenty of time for boozing and chasing coed tail! While the most famous nudity in the flick is likely Will Ferrell's frumpy dumper jiggling as he goes streaking solo, there's plenty of top notch female talent on display. Elisha Cuthbert in a pink pair of panties is hot enough to have you paying student loans for a chance to jump her bones! What are we going to major in? Whatever. She gives us a major boner! Kristina Hughes shows her cans as one of the orgy members Mitch doesn't realize his wife was just about to get it on with. But the best set belong to Lisa Donatz and Corinne Kingsbury. As a blonde and brunette who take their tops off before getting ready to wrestle Blue (Patrick Cranshaw), their chest cannon combination causes such a sensation, that Blue's heart gives out and he dies! Talk about a killer set of tits! Young or old, you'll appreciate the smoking hot college girls in Old School!